Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Military Dad Jokes-
What do you call a Marines with an IQ of 160? – A Platoon
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray? – A Seasoned Veteran
What happens when 30 sailors go down in a submarine? - 15 couples come up
How does the Air Force Play Bingo? - B-52, F-16, A-10..
What do Marines have in common with other members of the Armed Forces? - They all originally wanted to become Marines for their dress blues
What part of the military accepts newborns? - The infantry.
How do two Navy Admirals greet each other? - A NAVAL Salute.
I got plenty more.... lol