whats your dad joke? How corny are you?!πππ
whats your dad joke? How corny are you?!πππ
I'll start, what do they call a bed-pan in Russia? A Pu-tin....get it?ππ€£ππ€£That joke is curtesy of Pat Macπ
People are always shocked when they find out that Im a bad electrician...ππ
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly. He was shocked.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Military Dad Jokes-
What do you call a Marines with an IQ of 160? β A Platoon
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray? β A Seasoned Veteran
What happens when 30 sailors go down in a submarine? - 15 couples come up
How does the Air Force Play Bingo? - B-52, F-16, A-10..
What do Marines have in common with other members of the Armed Forces? - They all originally wanted to become Marines for their dress blues
What part of the military accepts newborns? - The infantry.
How do two Navy Admirals greet each other? - A NAVAL Salute.
I got plenty more.... lol
Why is yogurt fancy?- Because it's cultured.
Why are grizzlies light on their feet? - Because they only carry the bear necessities.